Welcome

You have been Selected to dedicate yourself to a higher Purpose:

Hell on Allston

An occult Gathering to invoke the Primal Forces

Through consumption of Fervid Foods and Hellsauces we shall make ourselves conduits of the Otherworld

This shadowy event shall feature the following:

Modus Operandi

The point here is to celebrate the Deliciousness of hotsauce, and not just hurt yourself. Not at first, anyway. Therefor, I suggest a Tiered Strategy

  1. There will be toothpicks. Stick that bugger in the sauce and lick it off. This is the best way to taste a lot of sauces in one night.
  2. If you like it, grab a cracker or some bread.
  3. If you really like it, put it on your mac & cheese or whatever food you please
  4. Still need more? Chug it from the bottle, who cares
  5. If you go overboard, we'll have milk, sour cream, and salty tortilla chips, all proven remedies of spicemouth

The Sauces

List TBD. I am going to be buying more and tasting everything to make sure the lineup is all good stuff. A few things I know I'll have:

*The Legend began during Blair Lazar's bartender days. Those wanting to stay past 2am closing time were dared to try "Blair's Wings of Death". Anyone who surived could stay as long as they wanted.

The Food

Berserker Chop Suey

My lips are tingling as I type this... the test batch was a huge success. This recipe was born from my search for the ultimate food for Blair's Stronger than Death Berserker Hot Sauce. Elbow pasta with tomatoes, ground beef, garlic, onions, Worcestershire sauce, and a deadly few drops of this incredibly flavorful and painfully potent pepper extract sauce.

More Menu Items Coming Soon

The Beer

This won't be a beer tasting. Spicy food goes well with pedestrian beer. However, let's make it extra fun:

Who Will Be the Wisest Wizard?

You shall craft a staff of great height by duct-taping your empty cans on end. The winner, the wisest wizard, will be the one with the tallest staff at the end of the night. We can do better than these assholes.

The Shot

The official shot of the event is the Sriracha Mango Cocktail Shot. You should try one, but focus on beer. That staff isn't going to build itself.

Event Date TBA

I know I know I want to do it soon too. I need to make a trip to Julio's before I pick a date

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